Drunks With Axes Require Fisticuffs - DWARF
Guild Master
Members
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Slots
1/19
22
LEVEL
36 (+1)
BUILDINGS
1308
RATING
Guild Description
Courage.

Dedication.

Self-Discipline.

GOLD!

These are the four pillars of D.W.A.R.F. Except those first three.

This guild is aimed at preserving and promoting Dwarven culture and way of life. That means we're interested in amazing feats of engineering, potent beverages, and most importantly, that certain shiny yellow precious metal whose name makes our beards curl - yes, copper! I mean GOLD!

Our goals are simple:

1. Accumulate Gold
2. Build Awesome Stuff
3. Get Drunk
4. See #1
5. Hit people in the kneecaps with giant hammers


...In that order.

In order to achieve these ends, we will all practice solidarity and cooperation for a mutually profitable business venture. Everyone is expected to chip in building materials for the currently tracked project. If you slack off on this front, you should pay some Gold to the vault to compensate. if you slack off on BOTH of these fronts, then the lads will just have to make you wear elf ears and send you to the surface to live in shame. What's that? Don't want to do that? Well then grab a pickaxe and help us mine!

And now, our anthem:

Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold
Gold Gold GOLD! (Chorus)
Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold Gold
(Chorus x 2)

GOLD!